no f*ckin? no problem!

London's Daily Mail reports today that Britain's oldest virgin (yes, you read that right. OLDEST and VIRGIN) celebrates 105 celibate years of life today. according to the Daily Mail article, (here:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1075289/No-sex-secret-long-life-says-105-year-old-Clara-Britains-oldest-virgin.html) relationships to her always seemed like "a lot of hassle." i can't say i disagree with her, but i don't know if i could go that long without a taste of the forbidden fruit.