MONICA BELLUCCI. yikes.

laaaavinghet deh book of deh face

im sure that y'all have noticed that I have been conspicuously absent from deh blog-o-sphere as of late, and it was by mah own choice. i just felt like it would be best to let everyone else fall all over themselves memorializing michael jackson. honestly, i liked his music as much as deh next girl, and it is true that his creative genius molded pop culture, but enough is enough. i think i had my "oh my enough IS enough" moment when, on the night it happened, i was driving home from justin's house and a woman called jamn 94.5 to request "dirty diana" because that was the song that was playing the night she conceived her son. EWWWWWWWW. he will be missed, and its so sad that his bright shining star had become so convoluted that everyone wasn't able to see the brilliance that still shone beneath the eccentricity. he'll be missed.

yo

OVER IT

1. Perez Hilton-
Now, y'all know that i love me some perving on deh celebs as much as deh next girl, but i'm becoming increasingly disinterested in how deh pervmaster himself has recently become hot fodder for the very same reason. i mean, don't get me wrong, i have lol'ed with deh best of them at fotos of amy winehouse with a penis drawn next to her head ( who hasn't?) but i am finding perez himself to be increasingly whiny and sanctimonious everytime he pops up these days. i also find it SUPER irratating that he is incapable of giving the same tolerance that he so advocates for. long story short, i just dont think he knows what he is saying anymore, and needs to go back to being the ghostwriter behind all the pictures of LaLohan with a white scribble underneath her nose.

2. Jon & Kate-
the making and breaking of an American family. i loved loved LOVED that show, but it does kind of turn mah stomach to see something so private and painful become so public and in the process, lose sight of the kids. at least i still have the duggars.

this too, shall pass.

i effin' hope so. so, after being woken up yesterday with a pain that i can only describe as EXCRUCIATING, i ended up in the ER for a grand total of, um, 7 hours, and the final diagnosis...KIDNEY STONES. i want to die. seriously. i have never had anything hurt this badly before. so, since that leaves me with a multitude of options, i will catch up on old blog correspondence and add tasty treats to babycashmere. oh, the glamours of blogging from one's sickbed.

its monday

its monday

preach it.

aww

seriously. how was it?

i feel like this belongs on a t-shirt. majestic, wild beasts, lightening bolts, and a rugged, snow-covered landscape. awe-inspiring. no, actually, it just makes me laugh a little bit.

some famous faces

3.14

i hope so

FUCK YEAH. i bet he's german. i have nothing to base this on. just a hunch, you know?

say what

anxiety sandwich. i hate this. i wish i knew what it was and how i could get over it.

oh hai.


its friday! that means PREMIERE of valentino's "the last emperor" and delish noms with sissy.

NO LIGHTS, NO WAY!?!?

it has been reported that the US Senate has recently passed a...ah, well, whatever it is they pass, that effectively bans alllll light cigarettes seeing as how they are marketed as being healthier when they really aren't (duh. we could have told you that. we all know cigarettes are bad.) this includes brands like PFUNKS and, mah mimi of choice, the Marlboro Light. srsly guys, what is going on? i mean like, srsly. read it here for yrself.
http://gawker.com/5287337/the-light-cigarettes-that-defined-us.

HEIDI

the REAL heidi. none of this "speidi" ish. just touchin' up deh gloss. you know how it goes.

lazerrrrr pugs

its another grey, rainy day here in new england...and its starting to get to me. also, i missed not one, but TWO phonecalls from deh guapo last nite, and thats enough to put any girl into a funk. i just hope that mah paycheck will put a momentary aaand monetary band-aid on the situation. who says i cant shop mah feelings away?

head hunter

...snoopy, is that you?

...are always bettah. duh. when will i stop being obsessed with light art, especially in huge installments?

zebra

oh man i love old album covers, esp. when they look like THIS. i just wish i knew what the actual album sounded like. but, you know, i gotta go with deh sistah on this one, there's nothing that works like an aphrodisiac for me like some dr. cosby sweaters and perfectly molded hairstyles.

happy saturday night

i hope you all take the path of the right...PARTY SAFARI

20 years ago today...china still remains close-lipped about exactly how many students were massacred and still remain equally tight-lipped with respect to recent and re-occuring human rights violations, which begs the question, are a strong desire to enforce an ideological background and violence mutually exclusive?

yay for nh!

normally, you cannot get me over the state line into new hampshire. i literally remember asking my mother once as we drove to visit our white trash cousins in nh if everybody in new hampshire had a rusted out car on cinderblocks and a non-functioning refrigerator in their front yard. (see, even then i was a perceptive young thing.) and i have long considered it the west virginia of the northeast, but with this recent development of them legalizing wife-dom, i really got to give it to them.

i feel like these 2 are somehow related...?

illegal dogfighting? naw b, but you can totes tell that these underground bulldog scrabble games are some high stakes i$h.

look real close at what's written on these. if only all these things came in pill form.